The court has seized their property, their cars and company accounts
A family hiding behind embroidered shirts, while stealing army’s crown
Over a billion hryvnias gone, that’s what the records found
Good morning children, I’m Igor Vladimirovich – your new teacher today
You might have heard about me in the news, or what the bloggers say
Or maybe in crime chronicles on TV, but hey – that’s all okay
What matters is I’m here now, and I’ve got lessons to convey
Take out your pens and write this down – “Grand Theft: The Master Class”
First point: if duty calls you to serve state – don’t do it clean, alas
There’s no point being honest, you’re not five, let’s be realistic
If you don’t steal it, someone else will – that’s how the game statistics
We’re forest sanitarians, we only take our share
If we don’t do it, others come and leave the cupboard bare
The key point in this story is some crumbs must reach the masses
When time comes for reporting, show them what surpasses
Since 2005 I’m in the game, man – trust my word
Through Cyprus, Burma, offshore games, our billions we convert
Through proper schemes and trusted means
Like Pythagoras’ theorem – if you know what I mean
Second point, crucial indeed – your personal connection
Choose them carefully, motivate through various selection
Gifts, positions, blackmail too, but don’t overdo your part
Gather dirt slowly but surely, make it true art from the start
Best partners are your family, cards of your own suit
Stealing from the state becomes a dynasty pursuit
People sometimes wake and throw the old guard from their throne
When that happens, don’t you worry – your son takes what you own
Third point – two walls rule: blackmail and the bribe
Two walls that will protect you when they try to prescribe
Fourth point – invest in art, but seek the lowest kind
More money laundering needed – keep this rule in mind
Fifth and final – don’t stress about what people say
Thirty years of hate they’ve shipped, we’re still here today
Thousands of investigations, activist posts galore
Tell me children, has one of us ended up behind bars’ door?
Come on children, why so quiet? I don’t see your hands!
Share this lesson on Facebook, let it spread across the lands
Let them write their mantras there 24/7 while we steal
In the offline world we laugh while in the Matrix they kneel
Some say things are changing, we just laugh and play
System’s such a mighty beast, what can these ants convey?
You think truth will bend the lies someday somehow?
Well children, prove it then – that’s your homework now
Properties and jewels worth over a billion they acquired…
Hard to believe while some give their last to volunteers inspired
The army suffers losses while others count their gain
The businessman’s fiancée’s “art” laundered money down the drain
Details revealed in court’s decision – two months to remain
With bail set high at millions – justice’s refrain
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