Today is Ivanka Trump’s birthday. I, Denis Sukhachov, am giving her a first-class (Vimana) starship, which will be delivered in the future. But first, she needs to complete a training course on a simulator. It’s not enough to just steer the wheel and pedals. This is a technomagical device — you also need to control your consciousness (this is the first thing you need to start training with (at any convenient time)).
And one more thing.
Now this formula is called the Ivanka Trump formula.
Ivanka T.’s time warp metric formula:
We have already calculated that the time shift in our device can be described by the equation:
To create a tunnel in time, you need to:
Deform space-time so that one point in space connects to another (similar to the effect of a mole hole).
Control time uncertainty to avoid unstable anomalies.
