{"id":2666,"date":"2025-10-04T20:42:10","date_gmt":"2025-10-04T17:42:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/?p=2666"},"modified":"2025-10-04T20:42:13","modified_gmt":"2025-10-04T17:42:13","slug":"i-know-gifts-arent-given-in-advance-but-not-so-long-ago-wikipedia-showed-this-exact-date-of-birth-so-fuck-it-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/en\/i-know-gifts-arent-given-in-advance-but-not-so-long-ago-wikipedia-showed-this-exact-date-of-birth-so-fuck-it-3\/","title":{"rendered":"I know gifts aren&#8217;t given in advance, but not so long ago Wikipedia showed this exact date of birth. So fuck it."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Today is Ivanka Trump&#8217;s birthday. I, Denis Sukhachov, am giving her a first-class (Vimana) starship, which will be delivered in the future. But first, she needs to complete a training course on a simulator. It&#8217;s not enough to just steer the wheel and pedals. This is a technomagical device \u2014 you also need to control your consciousness (this is the first thing you need to start training with (at any convenient time)).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And one more thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now this formula is called the Ivanka Trump formula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ivanka T.&#8217;s time warp metric formula:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We have already calculated that the time shift in our device can be described by the equation:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"472\" height=\"96\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2659\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526.png 472w, https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526-300x61.png 300w, https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526-293x60.png 293w, https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526-390x79.png 390w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 472px) 100vw, 472px\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"472\" height=\"96\" src=\"https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2659\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526.png 472w, https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526-300x61.png 300w, https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526-293x60.png 293w, https:\/\/www.technology-asgard.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/znimok-ekrana-2025-10-04-095526-390x79.png 390w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 472px) 100vw, 472px\" \/><\/noscript><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>To create a tunnel in time, you need to:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deform space-time so that one point in space connects to another (similar to the effect of a mole hole).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Control time uncertainty to avoid unstable anomalies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Ivanka Trump&#8217;s birthday. 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